Altporn Gossip

Normally I keep all mail I get anonymous, but this one stated that it was “for the record,” so I believe it was intended to be a public statement.

For the Record:

As of November 2005, Burlesque Noir had severed all professional ties with Erin “Nexi” Oliver and Exposition PR.

Thank you,

Burlesque Noir management

Sounds like they had the right idea.

Amazingly, some of the people interested in “outing” SG seem to have motivations beyond the purely moral. One of those folks is Erin “Nexi” Oliver.

Erin Oliver used to run FetishGlamGirls.com, a site that hasn’t updated in over a year but is still taking memberships (classy!). She also manages (or said she did about a year ago) a burlesque troupe called Burlesque Noir [UPDATE: Burlesque Noir now states that Erin Oliver is no longer involved with the organization]. You might also remember Erin Oliver as the person behind such classics as “gloomdolls.com,” a site that hosted a bunch of docs supposedly talking about how horrible SG is, almost entirely based around the Chad “Satan” Grant case. Apparently they even asked for donations to defend against the Mighty SG’s legal team. In reference to these materials, Spin Magazine said

Not all the information offered on these sites turned out to be truthful

Oops. Anyway, Erin Oliver was doing this out of the kindness of her heart, right? Surely she wouldn’t have jumped on the “let’s fuck with SG” bandwagon with the intention of cashing in while they were supposedly weakened, would she? And she did so much for Chad Grant, she wouldn’t turn on him if he finally started going live with the site he’d talked about for the past 2 years, would she?

(As an aside: if you think this shit is gonna put SG out of business, you are a fool).

This screenshot shows a seeming dislike for Chad Grant brewing amongst the believers:

I am confused by this behavior, however because my attorney is my father, and has told me to stay off the boards in speaking about this, I can’t really call him out and find out why he seems to fitting the profile of a cyber stalker, and why he dislikes me so much, that he is attempting to ruin my “REAL LIFE”

First off: your dad is your attorney? Uh oh. Secondly: I think the quotes around “REAL LIFE” negate the realness of your life. But then again, maybe it was already negated.

This is classic, from a 41 year old man named “Gregory” who is really too old for this shit:

Can the rest of us give him trouble for this? Check with your father first, if necessary. I’ve had it with him.

And then, the war cry of the disenfranchised youth:

GRRRRR… I WANT A JOINT RIGHT NOW HARDCORE….

Anyway, so the shit goes way longer than that. If you want to read more, check out this pdf on dramawhores.com. This includes Erin “Nexi” Oliver saying things about Chad Grant like:

I am looking forward to [Chad], as the Rev Mitcz puts it getting “the rough anal” for all this shit.

So anyway, let’s skip forward a bit to last month…

Ms. Oliver, “Managing Partner” of Exposition PR LLC (LLC filing in New Mexico) and “CEO” of http://www.perversefixation.com, recently posted (and subsequently removed all of her own posts) a request for advice on “how to get porn financed” to the tune of $750,000, as well as a post “looking for a partner…” to Small-Business-Forum.com It’s good to see she sorted out the important stuff about her site, like a Myspace profile, placeholder site, a gmail account (important for that professional look), and names to drop before worrying about minor issues like financing.

Some interesting quotes from this:

I have a small update on this info here, my company is also seeking a investment of around 20k to produce an alt adult film, as my partner is very intimate with the adult film industry (she is the one who got us the playboy night call gig which is open for this film as well) She knows the industry inside and out, also we have got some big names in the industry willing to star in the film which gives us the name recognition needed to make more money.

Hey, remember when people got all pissed because SG was working with Playboy?

A skeptic responds:

You are looking for a sizable investment, and along those lines one has to consider the person they are investing with as much as the concept itself. I’d probably advise you to think this through some more and post with more clarity and less reference to unverifiable information.

In particular, the numbers provided about SuicideGirls.com make me nervous as they are obvious obtained via hearsay and not necessarily fact. For example: SG claims 100,000 members and you claim one “not named” model was responsible for a third of the membership sign-ups. I would be more interested in investing in that model’s personal site and grabbing 35,000 people for 5 bucks a month. In fact, this model - responsible for one third of a membership base that generated a claimed (by you) 46 million last year - should be the person that is making your pitch for you.

Erin Responds:

The information that I have obtained, was not via “hearsay” it was obtained through court documents. United States of America Vs. Chad Grant

… which she doesn’t provide any linkage/documentation for …

I know there are other sites that are sex positive, Blue Blood may be one of them. I do not consider them ethically sound considering they have purchased the content pin up package, but that’s another issue.

Well, that’s cute.

Since when is it bad to be controversal in porn? Um, Look at Larry Flynt. Being a media darling is not a bad thing. There is no such thing as bad publicity in porn.

Ho ho ho, this is fucking funny. First off, then why did you even bother to say anything about SG? Apparently that would only help them. Secondly, some bullshit on LJ and Myspace isn’t the media — you’re no one’s darling, hon. Thirdly, get back to me when you get shot, paralyzed and have to have someone wipe your ass for the rest of your life because you repeatedly fought the government in court over 1st A. rights. Until then, shut the fuck up about your similarities to Larry Flynt.

After she deleted her posts, Erin changed her profile image to the following hilarious avatar:

After someone pointed out that homophobia may not be the kind of attitude investors are looking for, she changed it to the following image that was probably stolen from the Something Awful forums:

And yet, all through this, what is Erin’s homepage, as listed in her small-business-forum.com profile? A link to scans of the Bust article about SG.

I’m sure her heart is in the right place.